The future according to Wikipedia
Wikipedia is, among other things, an account of world history that anyone can edit. It's become authoritative, too, not because of academic rigour but for its sheer prominence; if you type any year into Google, it'll be Wikipedia's crowdsourced version of events that pops up first in the search results. From this we learn, for example, that Dionysius II made peace with Carthage in 367BC, while in 1739 the Bible was first published in Estonian.
But it works for future years, too. Wikipedia contributors have, in their spare time, assembled a year-by-year account of the future that's rich with anticipation and speculation. From technological guesses to asteroid near-misses, they've made bold predictions about our destiny alongside various dates from science fiction literature to give the whole thing some kind of mad, unhelpful context.
Of course, the pace of technological change means that no one really has a clue what's going to happen beyond the second half of this century, but Wikipedia's projections continue well beyond the year 2525 (if man is still alive). Below are are some edited highlights from the web's premier collaborative soothsaying resource. Welcome to the future.
2016
The Summer Olympics will be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
2017
International scientists intend to complete the world's first fully synthetic yeast
2018
Estimated completion date for the Kingdom Tower in Saudi Arabia, expected to become the tallest building in the world
2019
The setting for the film Blade Runner
2020
London's Crossrail is scheduled to be in full service
2021
Brood X, the largest brood of North American 17-year cicadas, will emerge [for the first time since 2004]
2023
The setting for the 1991 video game Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball [a new basketball league with no referees, no rules, no fouls and use of weapons permitted]
2024
The world's population is expected to reach eight billion
2027
The autopsy report for Elvis Presley will be unsealed, 50 years after his death
2028
The institution of the proposed African Monetary Union
2029
The digital time capsule 'A Message From Earth' will reach its destination, the planet Gliese 581c. It contains 501 messages that were selected through a competition on the social networking site Bebo
2030
Saudi Arabia will no longer have oil to export
2032
The prog rock album 2032, by Gong, suggests that Planet Gong [home of the pothead pixies and octave doctors] will make full contact with Earth
2033
The planned final phase of Britain's HS2 rail link is scheduled for completion
2034
Alberto Fujimori, former President of Peru, is eligible for release from prison [at the age of 96, following his conviction for human rights violations]
2036
[Biomedical gerontologist] Aubrey de Grey predicts by around this year there is a 50/50 chance that ageing will be brought under a "decisive level of medical control", paving the way for biological immortality in humans
2037
The world's largest mud volcano, located in East Java, Indonesia, may have stopped erupting
2038
The Year 2038 Problem: A common computing representation of date and time will overflow, with potential results similar to the Y2K problem
2039
The setting for the animated TV series Batman Beyond
2040
The Great Red Spot on Jupiter's atmosphere will become circular
2041
Scheduled completion of a proposed project to create a railroad connecting Moscow to New York
2042
A Nickelodeon time capsule, sealed in April 1992, will be opened [its contents include a CD copy of MC Hammer's Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em and some rollerblades]
2044
The Kennedy Library will release to the public a 500-page transcript of an oral history about John F Kennedy given by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis (if her last child has died) [according to conspiracy theorist sources]
2045
Futurist Ray Kurzweil predicts a technological singularity, ie, a runaway cycle of self-improvement by intelligent machines
2047
The present principle of "one country, two systems" in Hong Kong, guaranteed for 50 years starting from July 1, 1997, may end. What will be done is not stated in any document
2048
The first instance of a full moon on February 29th since 1972
2049
The outbreak of The Nine Years' War, a conflict which devastates the entire planet [according to Aldous Huxley's novel Brave New World]
2051
The population of the United States will reach 400 million [according to the United States Census Bureau]
2052
In Stephen Baxter's novel Flood, Mount Everest is submerged underwater
2054
The setting for the film Minority Report
2056
In the Warner Bros short film One Froggy Evening, a man discovers a singing frog in a box on a hi-tech street. He thinks he will make a fortune from the frog, but unfortunately the amphibian won't sing for anyone but him
2057
The Midland Expressway Ltd contract to run the M6 Toll expires
2058
The Beatles' catalogue will enter the public domain
2059
Futurist Simon Hopkins predicts the collapse of modern economic systems
2061
Commercial mining of the Moon's elements could be economically feasible
2062
The setting for TV puppet show Fireball XL5
2064
The setting for TV puppet show Stingray
2065
The setting for TV puppet show Thunderbirds
2068
According to Israeli futurist David Passig, there will be an undersea city
2070
The Pew Research Center estimates that Muslim adherents will outnumber Christians
2072
The setting for the TV series My Life as a Teenage Robot
2081
The book 2081: A Hopeful View of the Human Future by Gerard K O'Neill envisages human emigration to colonies in free space
2084
The lease of Uluru to the Australian government by the Pitjantjatjara is set to expire
2085
The Sega Dreamcast's internal clock will reach its limit
2092
Work on cleaning up the site of the Oldbury Nuclear Power Station [in Gloucestershire] is scheduled to be completed
2095
The setting for 2Pac's music video California Love
2095
Based on current trends, gender equality in the workplace will be achieved
2233
The year of birth of Captain James T Kirk of the starship Enterprise
2300
Google's master plan to index all the world's information and make it searchable could be achieved, according to CEO Eric Schmidt
2525
In the Year 2525, a 1969 song by Zager and Evans, describes what life is like in 2525. Disturbing predictions are given for each selected year
2640
Performance of [John Cage's] musical piece Organ²/ASLSP (As SLow aS Possible), that started in 2001, will come to an end
3183
The Time pyramid, a public art work at Wemding, Germany, is scheduled for completion
4545
According to the song In the Year 2525, by Zager and Evans, man will be blind and fed through tubes
5555
According to the song In the Year 2525 by Zager and Evans, machines will have taken over all physical tasks, rendering man's arms and legs useless
6565
According to the song In the Year 2525 by Zager and Evans, mating will cease to exist in its current form and children will be chosen from a "long glass tube"
8510
In the song "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans, the songwriter expresses wonder as to whether, by the year 8510, god will be pleased with man, or destroy all of creation and start over
1000000000
Estimated time for an astroengineering project to alter the Earth's orbit, compensating for the Sun's increasing brightness and outward migration of the habitable zone, accomplished by repeated asteroid gravity assists