Reasons you support the Trump administration
You've stopped caring
You are white
You know the world is bad and that it needs to end
You are a professional Donald Trump impersonator
You want to witness the apocalypse
You are an executive vice president at the Trump Organisation
You run a construction firm that specialises in building walls
You love watching liberals get ever more outraged
You are an American professional golfer
You are a journalist and Trump is great copy
You don't know why, but you are in love with Donald Trump
You see beauty behind the monstrous mask Donald wears at all times
You are pathologically optimistic
You own many guns
You've got a crush on Ivanka
You've got a crush on Eric
You've got a crush on Donald Jr
You like the name Barron
You are Mike Pence
You got on the Trump Train and now don't know how to get off
You can no longer feel your face
You're addicted to the circus, baby